Adventure Awaits – Lurpak Cook’s Range

The line between cooking and space travel has never been more blurred. And that’s not a sentence I ever thought I’d write.

Jumpy, The Slow Motion Parkour Dog

If you’re like me, you didn’t even know dogs doing parkour was a thing. Well it is. And here it is in glorious slow motion.

The Futility Of Existence

Also known as: Drunk Guy Versus A Fence. (via Geekologie)

Super Fast Way To Take Off Your Shirt

Turns out you’ve been taking your shirt off like a loser your entire life. Now learn to do it like a boss.

World’s Toughest Job

“Unlimited hours. No breaks. The most important job is also the world’s toughest job.” Watch the video above and then watch this video. You be the judge.

Look Over The Watchmaker’s Shoulders

Take a peak over the shoulders of NOMOS Glashütte’s master craftsmen as they combine the best of handcraft and high-tech manufacturing to create their timepieces. If you put me on an island and gave me 10,000 years there’s no way I would ever figure out how to build a working timepiece. Although if you needed a broken raft and some crude stick-figure porn then I’d have you covered.

Most Difficult Job On The Planet

From Bill Burr’s special Let It Go. It’s old, but I’m posting it in response to this video.

Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever

You know you suck at Wheel of Fortune when every letter is solved and all you have to do is read the phrase and you still somehow manage to fail. Who would’ve guessed that literacy would be one of the key skills to have for Wheel of Fortune. Oh, wait, that’s right: everybody.

Dancing Boy Rejects Jealous Girl

DeltaTauReddit’s comment on Reddit says it best: “The only things this kid gives a fuck about are dancing and justice.” And he’s all out of Justice.

Zach Anner’s Baby Steps

I liked Zach Anner’s other workout video so much I ended up watching a bunch of his other ones. You might think it’s because I’m a fan of comedy, but really I just enjoy watching people with cerebral palsy try to do stuff.

Guy With Cerebral Palsy Does a Workout Video

Zach Anner, you are a bad motherfucker. If you’ve ever wanted to laugh at a guy with cerebral palsy and feel great doing it, this is for you.

The Simpsons Letterman Couch Gag

The Simpsons say farewell to Dave. Much classier than the way I did it, which was with an anonymous note made with cutout letters that said, “So long, Dave.” And it was tied to a brick. And thrown through his window.

Europe In 8 Bits Titles

Europe In 8 Bits is a documentary directed by Javier Polo that explores the growing trend of chip music in Europe. Which is all irrelevant, because there’s no way the actual documentary can live up to this title sequence.

April Fools Classroom Phonecall Prank

These Aquinas College students play a prank on their Macroeconomics professor who has a policy that if your phone rings in class you have to answer it on speakerphone. Nice try, professor, but I don’t get phone calls. Because I don’t have friends. Jokes on you!

One Continuous Shot for The Sunday Times Culture Commercial

I love long takes. Especially when they reference pop culture and are set to sweet, sweet music. Although calling 50 seconds ‘long’ is kind of a stretch. Kind of like when people describe my penis as long. I mean, uh, hey what’s that over there?! *runs away*

Skydiver Almost Hit By Meteorite

This is allegedly the first time in history that a meteorite has been filmed in the air after it’s stopped glowing. That, or it’s the 28th time in history that a skydiver has thrown a rock at a fellow skydiver and pretended it was a meteorite.

The Moment of Impact For A Lamborghini Aventador

You always want the guy driving the $397,500 Lamborghini Aventador to be at fault, but looks like the rich sunuvabitch had the right of way. Then again, you never can tell since they’re always driving on the wrong side of the road over there in London.

Liquid Boils and Freezes at the Same Time

According to the description, these guys were “Evacuating a sample of unknown fluid (to vaporize for mass spectrometry). Pressure drop causes a decrease in temperature.” And they ended up finding the triple point of the substance where it exists as a solid, gas, and liquid at the same time. That means boiling and freezing. At the same time. Damn you and your seductive ways, Science.

Skier Follows A Trail He Probably Shouldn’t Have Followed

I don’t want to explain what happens and ruin it, but don’t ever trust another person’s snow trail. Also, eat your vegetables. That doesn’t have anything to do with the video, it’s just good advice.

Pontiac Grand Am Car Vent Trick

If you happen to own a ~2000 Pontiac Grand Am, you apparently have the coolest car vents known to mankind. Make sure you watch until at least 0:20 to actually see the trick.

TMNT Movie Trailer (2014)

Just in case you were worried that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would look like weird, mutant, CG turtles, fear not. Because, uh, they totally do. Is it odd that I find their full luscious lips strangely arousing?

Incredible Firefighter Rescue Near AIG Campus

I’m not sure how the construction guy managed to make it through the video without pooping his pants, because if it had been me it would’ve been a very different video title. Instead of Incredible Firefighter Rescue Near AIG Campus it would’ve been something more along the lines of Guy Poops Himself On Top Of Building.

Every Generic Brand Video Ad Cliche

Using words publihed on McSweeney’s This Is A Generic Brand Video and video provided from, uh, their own video providing service, Dissolve has created perhaps the most generic brand video ever put together. And boy is it generic.

Nuit Blanche

Here’s the official description from the filmmakers: “Nuit Blanche explores a fleeting moment between two strangers, revealing their brief connection in a hyper real fantasy.” But really I just watched it because I like watching things crash into each other in slow motion.

Superman With a GoPro

You can tell this is fake because Superman flies around the city saving people as opposed to looking at girls in the changing room with his X-ray vision.